hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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