So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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