i think my mom watched the whole time
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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