i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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