if i can run in heels then i can drive
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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