Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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