he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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