apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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