kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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