Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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