dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
