it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
high people should be assigned attendants
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
