I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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