he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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