i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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