I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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