have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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