i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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