woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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