You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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