What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he puts the penis in happiness.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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