doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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