I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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