why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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