We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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