Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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