Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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