I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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