ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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