Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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