everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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