i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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