yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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