He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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