Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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