we have officially lost it.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
