I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
That accounts for only three of the penises
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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