Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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