dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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