Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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