You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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