Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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