She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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