Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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