doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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