whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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