Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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