Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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