My Higher Power is John Stamos
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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