Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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