how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I wish there were birth control emojis
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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