Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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