is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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