dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
How's work?
Spinning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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