Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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