People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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