you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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