This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
